murdrum_doyle: (insecurities)
shipwrecksinyourhead ([personal profile] murdrum_doyle) wrote2010-01-26 07:02 pm

So, I'm a 90 yr old man. . .

I hate my legs. I hate pants, skirts, and dresses. Most of all, I HATE KHAKI PANTS.

Uniforms. Why can't we wear jeans? I mean, we have a dress code with khaki pants, why not just have a jean dress code? Just as simple, easier to afford, and they actually fit.

I have a fat butt, fat thighs, and small waist. Pants are always huge at the waist, hence, I wear a belt, which makes the pants bunch up and make me appear to have man parts.

Plus, stupid blood clots (hereditary) make my legs all blue and freakish. . . . and to think, I'm only almost eighteen. Not ninety. When I'm in college this fall, all the girls will be wearing cute shorts and gym pants. . . I'll be in ugly "curvy" jeans.


What brings all this on? Just a "three hour," unsuccessful khaki hunt from which I only just returned.

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